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  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged viktor-the-machineherald:


    (Dancing husbands~ :U I just can’t stop drawing these two~)

  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged ruinedchildhood:


    the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged bewbin:
  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged rileyvace:

    Send an ask of why you follow me


    So I know what to keep doing

  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged ruinedchildhood:


    We all have that one awkward couple at school

  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged vinebox:
  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged spectrobe: gaymommy:

grandpa what the fuck did you just do


    grandpa what the fuck did you just do

  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged vashti-lives:





    The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

    If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

    via Vice:

    What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

    1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

    2. You are getting arrested. 

    3. You are getting beaten by the police.

    In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

    In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

    this had me dying of laughter


  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged blessthefallinginreverse:



    Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

    this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged vashti-lives:

    Please reblog if you believe in ghosts/spirits



    Wether it be the kind you see in movies, demons, souls with unfinished business, poltergeists, or just imprints on old objects.

    I just want to know.

    something along those lines anyway

  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged moofrog:


    end family guy and sacrifice it to restore futurama

  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged vinebox:


    When you prove to your parents that you wasn’t lying

  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged jabberwockyx:


    What I want my ships to do:

    • buy a kitten or a puppy or a turtle
    • snuggle in a big blanket
    • hold hands
    • nibble on wristbones
    • whisper into necks
    • be lazy
    • buy food
    • feed each other gummy worms
    • laugh a lot
    • laugh more
    • headbutts
    • get really happy
    • BANG
    • eat hearty breakfasts like sausage and pancakes with syrup
    • argue over which avenger is the hottest
    • make scrapbooks
    • visit family
    • sing really loud in the car
  1. gaybabyofficer reblogged vashti-lives: pinsandprocrastination:

15 Things not to say to someone with a chronic illness


    15 Things not to say to someone with a chronic illness

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