steambot_shenanigans
where a middle-aged lego cop is your baby and everything is canon

oh no there's people. okay uh *fumbles with cards* let's see. i'm uh *wipes away sweat* cif/s/31 waiT *drops all the cards* dar n

13/f/cis, whatever pronouns you wish

If you want me to tag anything, just tell me and I'll keep it in mind!

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

mukuro was directly speaking to junko here

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

mukuro was directly speaking to junko here

posted 8 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 3667 notesvia liamniisan - from yiffmebabyonemoretime



mariposasurferrosa:

Well maybe if your fav wasn’t such anime trash

mariposasurferrosa:

Well maybe if your fav wasn’t such anime trash

posted 8 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 1296 notesvia goodcopbadcopofficial - from nflstreet



deadjosey:

"Tumblr is a loving open minded family”

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posted 15 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 62291 notesvia laugh-til-ya-fart - from deadjosey



prettyprincessmisha:

I’ve started updating my old items in the steam workshop to be compatible with the new system. I’d be much obliged if you’d go vote this one up if you’re interested in it.

prettyprincessmisha:

I’ve started updating my old items in the steam workshop to be compatible with the new system. I’d be much obliged if you’d go vote this one up if you’re interested in it.

posted 17 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 90 notesvia cyristal-artist - from prettyprincessmisha
#*grabby hands*



jarexz:

loveatitsfinest:

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou:

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

the comments are painfully accurate. 

the freeze-frame makes it even more incredible

posted 20 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 551571 notesvia cyristal-artist - from videohall



thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

posted 20 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 240766 notesvia littlebennyblue - from oldresidentdistrict



posted 22 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 9286 notesvia laugh-til-ya-fart - from beyoncempire
#faves



kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

posted 23 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 630218 notesvia officialwhitegirls - from thelilnan



supidowagon:

peacockpubes:

mcchampionpants:

cliffe:

thegoblinkingandthespy:

Mod: Reposting this because I’m kinda waiting for someone to make a source vid out of this XD

OH MY GOSH

I just gotta reblog this every once in a while

this is chronic’s btw if anyone hasn’t sourced yet

AHH thank you peacock aaaa……!!!!! THIS IS SOOO OLD OH BOY remember when i used to make these ooomfg…….IVE DEFINITELY IMPROVED WOW

posted 23 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 5621 notesvia cyristal-artist - from onlyforever-notlongatall



ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

posted 26 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 173625 notesvia rainbowtheescapist - from media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
#faves



sketchshark:

Personface.

sketchshark:

Personface.

posted 28 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 1715 notesvia goodbadcops - from sketchshark
#faves



airbenderedacted:

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

but most of all the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

posted 29 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 406025 notesvia twistedthroughtime - from fuks



bitchymama:

moriartea-s:

WHO MADE THIS AND WHY WAS IT A DIRECT ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE *chokes*


I will never not reblog this.

bitchymama:

moriartea-s:

WHO MADE THIS AND WHY WAS IT A DIRECT ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE *chokes*

I will never not reblog this.

posted 30 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 64120 notesvia twistedthroughtime - from moriartea-s



rufusmcdoofus:

happy birthday ☆ + bonus wario shenanigans

rufusmcdoofus:

happy birthday ☆ + bonus wario shenanigans

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posted 31 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 224 notesvia bluecanarygrimdark - from rufusmcdoofus



koalatea:

IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART

posted 32 minutes ago on 7/24/2014 + 305904 notesvia rebornica - from koalatea



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